bringmethemexicans:

m4ngomist:

bringmethemexicans:

I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY BROTHER WAS SCREAMING AND ALL I SAW WAS THIS

OHGMYJESUS 

THERE ARE MOTHER FUCKING TANGERINES EVERYWHERE FUCK 

OK I AM THE BROTHER, I WAS ENJOYING MY NICE BAG OF TANGELOS WHEN THE BAG ESCAPED MY GRASP AND LITTERED MY DELICIOUS TENGERINES ALL OVER THE FLOOR OH GOD THEY WERE EVERYWHERE 

HARRISON FUCK 

thefrogman:

I am a team player. 

meme4u:

Can we just

these faces

I am as done as Amy is

done

AMY…

WHAT IS

GOING ON WITH YOU

maccosmetics:

M·A·C is backstage in Brazil, with a close-up of the explosive acrobatics and artistry at Corteo by Cirque du Soleil. Photos by Gustavo Scatena.

archiemcphee:

These awesome photos are from the 2013 Weston Sand Sculpture Festival on the sandy shores of Weston-super-Mare in Somerset, England. Each year the festival has a different theme and this year’s theme is Hollywood.

“Since the festival started in 2006, themes have included Fairy Tales, The Continents of the World, Under the Ocean, Great Britain, and The Jungle. What began with two Dutch sand sculptors building a giant King Kong from 30 tonnes of sand has now turned into a world famous get-together of some of the niftiest hands in sand sculpting.

More than 20 of the world’s greatest sculptors from nine different countries are working away using 4,000 tonnes of sand from the beach.”

The festival opened on Good Friday and runs through the end of September.

Visit Dailymail.co.uk to view more of the awesome sand sculptures from this year’s Weston Sand Sculpture Festival.

[via Free York and Dailymail.co.uk]

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because when my male customers tell me in vivid details the things they want to do to me sexually i’m told to get used to it.

drarna:

drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.