May 2013
3 tags
kordova:
suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
laugh-addict:
“if this isn’t on your blog, i’m going to have a problem with you.”
“if you don’t reblog this you can unfollow me right now.”
I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
fuckyeahfeminists:
dansolomon:
stupidoldishlikelettersandsodas:
MY NIECE JAEDYN AMARI EMERSON OF BRANDEIS HIGH SCHOOL IN SAN ANTONIO HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE LAST NIGHT. SHE IS 15 AND WAS LAST SEEN WEARING SHORTS AND A TUBE TOP. HER AUNT TALKED TO HER AT 5 30 THIS MORNING. PLEASE CALL MY MOTHER, HER GRANDMOTHER, CHERYL EMERSON AT 210 445-6120 IF YOU SEE OR SPEAK TO HER.
Oh, jesus. Please...
solluxforpresident:
3 tags
pingustolemysanity:
imagine-your-fav-character:
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
How to get over the death of a fictional character
itwastitledkillorder:
You don’t
ever
orbsteeb:
HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE MELTING RIGHT THRU THE EARTHS CRUST AND FUSING WITH THE MOLTEN CORE OF OUR CORRUPT PLANET!! TO HEAR THEIR MAGNETIC DIRGE IS TO YEARN TO JOIN THEM
5 tags
Right, I won’t be on tumblr for the rest of today and probably not on tomorrow or Monday because of Doctor Who spoilers.
My queue has plenty of stuff to post. So I will be back in a few days.
Love you guys,
Trixie
dammit man!: sciencebluetrenchcoat:... →
sciencebluetrenchcoat:
shake-babies-not-ass:
People are still saying there’s not enough strong female characters in supernatural
First demon to kill an angel
disobeys the king of hell
In charge of heaven
Hacks Leviathan leader
Kick starts the apocalypse
anoia:
pyreo:
anoia:
what even is eurovision
ok
blackbirdrose:
bennetwilcox:
IT’S THE SAME GUY FROM LAST YEAR
#he’s like the doctor and river’s awkward lovechild
dirkinabox:
Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud
feardubh:
do you hear that, it’s the mental stability of whovians crumbling
I can’t hear it over the wailing of the Supernaturalists
do you ever just watch the first episode of your favorite show again and look at how plain and simple everyone is before character development sets in and terrible shit starts happening to everyone
zatnikatel:
supermishamiga:
@LetsGetLostx
Misha has confirmed that CASTIEL DOES NOT suffer amnesia
watchtheskytonight:
belaroos:
spamanos:
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